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About Me

I’ma open up myself a flea market
and you’re gonna wish that you did
Might retire off the profits
First of all I’ma empty out all my Mrs.Butterworth Jars
I’ma put ‘em on a shelf with my 800 a month tax free
Century 21,shop
And then I’m going to put my
Mrs.Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
Next to all the commemorative fast food
Chain glasses and cups I’ve accumulated
Over the past 62years

Then I’m going to get some plywood
I’m going to get some plywood
And cut them up into two by two piece
Squares

Then I’m going to get some burlap
And I’m going to cut them into two by two piece squares
And then I’m going to put them onto the pieces of
Plywood

And then I’m going to go to the beach
I’m going to go to the beach
And I’m gonna collect some shells and
Driftwood

And then I’m going to take the shells
And driftwood and glue them onto
The plywood and burlap
And sell ‘em for lots of money

People will be paying top dollar
For my kid’s new used new toys and clothing
And then maybe I can get rid of
That piss staned mattress I’ve been
Sleeping on

My Interests

Music, Computers, imeem, Cats, Dogs, Photography, Gardens, Movies, Pictures Of People With Cigarettes, Psychology, Art, HTML (although you probably wouldn't be able to tell by looking at my page), Video Games, Asian Horror

Music

The Mars Volta, The White Stripes, Locusts, Nirvana, My Chemical Romance, Violent Femmes, Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs, The Pixies, Led Zeppelin, Metric, The Cure, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, L7, Cradle Of Filth, Bright Eyes, Misfits, System Of A Down, The thunderlords, Johnny Cash, The Killers, Sonic Youth, Tom Waits, Sublime, BucketHead, Primus, Jimi Hendrix, The Toadies, Blonde Redhead, At The Drive-In, Fatlip, Death From Above, Frank Black, Beck, Gnarls Barkley, The Refused, Black Flag, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Frank Sinatra, Joy Division, Korn, X, Street Drum Corps, Flaming Lips, Billy Idol, Kasabien, Operation Ivy, The Walkmen, Silversun Pick]ups, Dizzee Rascal, Fugees, Arcade Fire, Leadbelly

Movies

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Television

IFC, Chiller, Intervention, all those discovery documenteries of people with crazy health conditions, True Life, Most Evil, Cold Case Files, Video Yearbook, The Whitest Kids You Know

Books

Catcher In The Rye, The Blue Mirror, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, The Book Of Dead Days, The Dark Flight Down, I can't remember any of the others...